Does Studying Haunt You ?
20a .21:12e We 2se-Be a laicidat,Qa Sleep
Studying for examinations, es-pecially
finals, is a task which
haunts most students at all hours
and at all times. It is a process
for which every individual has
evolved his own system, some of
the peculiarities of which will be
dealt with in the next few para-graphs.
Everyone has seen those who ap-parently
never study, or at least
never strain themselves in so do-ing.
These individuals oftener
than not claim B plus averages
and apparently belong to that es-pecially
gifted class of people who
can absorb enough in lecture and
cursory investigation of textbook
material to be able to pass just
about any tests that might come
their way. Their method of study
is quite obvious. Most of the time
they don't.
But the great majority, sad to
say, find that unless they spend
a lot of time with their books and
notes, they can just as well re-sign
themselves to the inevitable
and find something easier to do.
To them, a last minute session of
study before a test is necessary
in order to straighten out in their
minds the various fact to be re-quired
of them. A name for them
is hard to think of. Realists is
probably the best.
A few, a very few luckily, fall
into a third classification which
could be called the fatalists. They
usually coast placidily along from
quiz to quiz, and when finals or
mid-quarters roll around, they sud-denly
make a great resolve to
"hit the books." They do a lot of
talking about this, and finally
when it is a few days or even
hours before the big event, they
suddenly decide that it isn't any
use studying after all. They in-sist
from this point on that they
just can't study these days, or
that they never could make heads
or tails out of what went on in
class. It becomes a kind of sooth-ing
of their own consciences.
Needless to mention, the number
of people getting through school
with that type of a philosophy is
very small.
Technically there should be a
moral to all this, but moralizing is
a dangerous pastime in which to
indulge. The geniuses can take
care of themselves, so obviously
most of us should find out which
of the latter two classifications we
belong. Fatalist or Realist?
AS ROSY
SEES IT
By Rosenquist
Harry Truman and Secretary of
State Marshall made sure they
wouldn't be in the air at the same
time when Harry was flying to
Waco, Texas and Marshall was fly-ing
to Moscow last week. Marshall
didn't take to the air until Truman
had landed in Texas. It all had
to do with an agreement made dur-ing
the war that would prevent an
air mishap from happening to both
of them and presenting a problem
for Congress I'egarding sucession.
However, Marshall is safely in
Moscow prepared for the momen-tous
Moscow conference.
Here are some of the problems
the Secretary faces. Britain's
note of March 31 states that she
is unable to maintain control of
Greece and Turkey, which lowers
Britain's prestige throughout the
world. It has thrown the responsi-bility
upon our shoulders and if we
do not accept Britain's position,
the Russians will move into
Greece, automatically flanking
Turkey and the Dardanelles. This
burden would mean another esti-mated
300 million dollars added to
our 1 billion already slated for
world policing and relief.
A major issue at the Moscow
conference will be to determine
whether Germany will be allowed
to regain economical strength
through unification of the four oc-
(Continued on page 4)
"There's a Sale// qa
Why is it that the words
"there's a sale" gives you the urge
to go and see what's selling?
Now take one night in the girls'
dorm, I was locked in my room
studying when out in the hall I
heard "We're having a sale in our
room!" I dashed to the door to
see where the affair was to take
place. As my roommate and I sped
towards the third floor we en-countered
other co-eds with the
same idea.
The room wasn't hard to find,
but trying to make my way in was
Really?
Zls good_Ada4,9!
An appeal for prompt pay-ment
of Spirefotos took the fol-lowing
dramatic form : Four
score and—several more, hours
ago, our photographer brought
fourth some new pictures, de-veloped
in a dark room and
dedicated to the proposition
that all Bethel students are
good looking, let us here highly
resolve to rush right out to the
banking window and pay for
them in order that the new
1947 Bethel Spire of the stu-dents,
by the students, and for
the students, shall not perish
from the earth.
John "Abe" Leggett.
quite difficult. Inside were girls
swarming about looking at the art-icles
on the bed. Each person was
acting as her own auctioneer—
trying to sell her own things.
Ruth Shold could be heard shout-ing
over the hub-bub, "Who wants
to buy a pair of shoes—only five
dollars, I paid eight for them, and
they're hardly worn."
Taffy was trying to find some
freshman to buy her bulletin
board. Her main sales talk was
"they'll let you put a tack in the
8 New Classes
70 Begin 1 his
Spring Quarter
A course conducted in World
Politics by the Rev. Curtis Aken-son
is among the new offerings ad-ded
to the curriculum for 'the
Spring quarter.
Other additions are: In the Bi-ble
department a course on Chris-tian
Evidences by Prof. Swan Eng-wall;
Math, College Algebra by
Mr. G. Ahlquist; Natural sciences,
Minnesota Plant Life by Mr. R.
Johnson and Personal and Public
Health by Dr. K. Burton; Philoso-phy,
Logic by Prof. Swan Engwall;
Psychology, Applied Psychology
by Prof. Engwall; Social Science,
Human Geography by Prof. Eng-wall.
wall to hold it up, too."
Shoes, sweaters, dresses, coats,
suits, blouses, hats, and jewelry
were passed from hand to hand,
turned this way and that way, and
tried on.
As more girls came, more arti-cles
came. As more articles came,
more noise came. After about an
hour of this, Thelma suggested
that the sale stop and slowly the
crowd left, but down in the hall
you could still hear, "Do you want
to buy ?"
Bethel Loses
In Quarter Final
One of only three previously un-defeated
teams in the annual
Northwest debate tournament, Be-thel
was knocked out of the quart-er
finals at St. Thomas last Wed-nesday.
Augustana won the round
by a split decision.
Harold Christenson and Lee
Kingsley, only junior college re-presentatives
among 240 speakers
from 63 colleges and universities,
defeated Loyola U., Dakota Wes-leyan
U., No. Michigan State Col-lege,
Milwaukee State Teachers'
College, Illinois Normal, Augsburg,
St. John's U. and Mankato State
Teachers College to enter the quar-ter
finals with seven other teams,
five of which had each been de-feated
once.
Pre-contest predictions slated
Loyola and Notre Dame as likely
winners in this tournament, ex-ceeded
in scope only by the nat-ional
contest. Augustana emerged
as final victor.
Bethel was given an eleventh-hour
invitation to the tournament
in order to round out the sched-ule,
on the basis of its record in
the Eau Claire contest where the
same team defeated Wisconsin U.
At Eau Claire also Bethel was
the only junior college entered.
"Too bad my coaching takes
`till the second generation to bear
fruit," commented the Wheaton
coach who trained Miss Berthel.
His squad did not survive the eight
elimination rounds.
This is Miss Berthel's second
year of teaching and the first year
her pupils have engaged in inter
collegiate contests.
The Clarion
Beiltets Veda/ sit Pape/A
Vol. XXVI --- No. 11 Bethel College and Seminary; St. Paul, Minn. March 14, 1947
Bethel Earns Debate Reputation
lea to, get a B
The Clarion
Published Twice a Month By
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ONE DOLLAR A YEAR
EDITORIAL POLICY: To maintain and promote the Christian
principles of Bethel; to promote scholarship; to foster
more school spirit; to establish a better understanding
among the :iudents.
Editor Gordon Krantz
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News E. W. J. Avey, Ed.; Rosenquist, Germany,
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E. Johnson, Dahl, Lundberg.
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Circulations Manager Karl Rosenquist
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_Faculty Advisor LaVone Berthel
Page 2 THE CLARION
Some Countries
Hell on Earth;
Do You Care?
Let us take a trip into Hell. We
will not have to go far. We can
begin in our nearest veterans' hos-pital,
where hundreds of men lie
in constant pain — without arms,
legs, sight, hearing, or faces. We
could visit scores of these hospi-tals
and each would remind us of
but one word — Hell. We could
visit many fatherless and sonless
homes, where families still grieve
bitterly for lost ones.
Let us go even nearer Hell; into
the blood-soaked lands of Asia and
Europe where the screams of tor-tured
women and children still
echo in the barren valleys. We see
millions of bony, naked children—
lower than animals—scraping for
food in the freezing dirt while they
slowly and painfully moan their
way into eternity. We see them—
hornless and friendless — sleeping
in the icy streets on winter nights.
We see the rivers bobbing with
their bodies. The eyes and hands
of the living are stretched out try-ing
to make us understand that if
we neglect or forget them we our-selves
are unworthy to be called
decent humans, much less follow-ers
of Christ.
Because of the spiritual neglect
and selfishness of the church,
countless millions of the worlds
people — for whom Christ died —
exist in an earthly Hell that is al-leviated
only by death.
Where is Hell? We many not
agree on its eternal location, but
we see it here and now wherever
Christian people refuse to heed the
passioned plea of a loving Savior,
"Go ye into all the world and
preach the Gospel to every crea-ture."
Other things He may over-look,
but what excuse will ever
suffice if we fail in this?
Some twenty new students have
enrolled for the quarter and have
already found their places in
school life.
GI $65 Clover
Ain't Even Hay
When the G.I. Bill was passed
providing $65 per month subsis-tence
for veterans attending
school, people generally thought
the boys would be "in clover." The
clover, however, has been chang-ing
to prairie grass, or less, with
the rising cost of living.
In a recent study of the costs of
living the American Council on
Education found that there has
been a 25.8(4 increase in the cost
of board and room since Septem-ber,
1945. The national average
for the board and rooms costs, es-tablished
on the basis of data from
132 schools, is now $53.33 per
month for the unmarried students
living on the campus. The average
off-campus cost is $64.13 for un-married
students.
In view of these national aver-ages
our $42.33 per month is noth-ing
short of bargain-buying. "Ma"
Olson, her staff, and the manage-ment
are to be commended on the
achievement of high standards at
low costs. While the national ev-erage
has increased 25.8(/, , our
cost has increased 6.7%.
Wilson, Decker
Daniels Recent
Guest Speakers
Recent visitors to Chapel have
included Mrs. Hedland, of Minne-apolis,
who gave vocal and violin
numbers; Dr. Milton Froyd, of
New York. a Seminary graduate;
Dean Culbertson, of the Moody
Bible Institute; Dr. Walter Wilson,
of New York; Dr. R. L. Decker,
of Kansas City, the President of
the National Association of Evan-gelicals;
Dr. Daniels, of South-western
Seminary, Texas; and the
Rev. Paul Kenyon, Pastor of the
Simpson Memorial Church, St.
Paul.
A new supply of hymn books
has this week been added in the
Chapel.
Chapel Quotes
Most Christians are pitcher
pumps. There aren't many
Christians who are artesian
wells—who are always bubbling
for God.
—Mr. Daniels.
When we have a zeal for the
things of God, it is going to con-sume
us.
—Bob Dischinger.
Are you willing to throw your life
away for the Lord Jesus Christ?
—Dr. R. L. Decker.
Jesus came to be the cleanser of
the tempel of God. We should
be careful to let Him in and
cleanse our hearts.
—Bob Dischinger.
Everything else in this world
obeys God but men.
—Dr. Froyd.
If you and I are to know God's
direction of our path we must
trust Aim with all our hearts
and a failure to trust Him with
all our hearts will result in a
missing out of His "plan.
—Dr. William Culbertson.
When you become a Christian it
becomes every other Christian's
business what you do.
—Rev. Paul Kenyon.
If we are to follow the will of God
we must be in specified places
in specified times doing speci-fied
things.
—Rev. Paul Kenyon.
Received a missle last week
telling of beautiful spring weather
at home . . . blooming daffodils,
green grass, and even staw hats.
I was morose, to say the least, as
I gazed out upon a snow-covered
campus with no signs of spring.
Today, however, I find myself very
optimistic regarding the prospect
of an early spring . . . fever and
all. Soon the campus will be
green, nights will be warmer for
the benefit of Como Park-ers, and
even professors will seem human
when that "ole bug" hits you right
in the solar plexis. And the birds
will be back to serenade the early
risers whose buzzers didn't ring
the night before. Ah yes, the fu-ture
is bright but until then en-dure
the slush and mud that will
make your feet a couple of pounds
heavier and flood the walk be-tween
Bachelor's Haven and the
house of learning across campus .
. . we must take the bitter with
the sweet, you know.
CHIT-CHAT: I almost turned
around in mid-air yesterday (can't
you just see it?) when I heard a
fellow refuse a "treat" in the cof-fee
Shop. Poking my nose further
into none of my business, I discov-ered
he was a track man and for-bidden
to eat between meals: At
last, someone has picketed the
Coffee Shop! . . . I have heard of
class coordination, such as reading
Freshman compositions in Litera-ture
class, but "Mike" Voight took
the cake when he rushed into
Psych. at 8:47. Imagine his con-sternation
when he found out it
the (Carpet
By President Wingblade
Joseph Addison, one of Eng-land's
great men, wielded wide in-fluence
both as writer and states-man.
He was much loved by all par-ties
for his great ability and sweet
spirit. He demonstrated to all the
world that a man "could be a geni-us
without being a rake."
So popular was he that it was
said he could have become king
had he only desired it. And yet he
was of reticent personality — al-most
bashful. He arose only once
to speak in parliament—and never
attempted it again. But he rose
to some of the highest positions in
the power of England to confer.
As a child Joseph Addison was
taught the Scriptures and would
recite certain portions to his moth-er
each evening before being tuck-ed
into bed.
On evenings when he was un-usually
tired he would ask for the
privilege of reciting his favorite
portion—which was the twenty
third Psalm.
Later, in ripe and famous man-hood,
when he had sojourned in
Rome as England's representative
through the darkest period of the
cholera epidemic when the streets
were black with funerals, he com-posed
a psalm of his own in grati-tude
to God who had preserved
him through the terrible contagion.
wasn't Sociology . . . Prof. Zng-wall's
"kind old face" got him a
free meal in Mexico City recently
but he also admitted the generous
gent had been indulging slightly
. . . if you are looking for femi-nine
sympathy, boys, break your
arm. Saw two girls gazing from
the balcony at Bill Wright's pros-trate
form on the gym floor and
while one yelled, "Give him air!"
the other ran around to a better
vantage point and moaned, "Poor
boy!" They probably thought he
was lying there because he was
winded . . . then came the GI
checks and all the girls wore
smiles and beguiling glances.
* *
With a new quarter come new
faces so here's your chance to
make some lasting first impres-sions
by greeting the new-comers
. . . of course, fellows, you don't
have to overdo this thing. A
friendly "hello" will make them
fell like Bethelites right from the
start. Remember your first be-wildered
days at school?
SEEN AND HEARD: . . . Tom
and Valjean chatting in the Coffee
Shop with a pail and shovel for
table decorations . . . Dale Arent-son
admitting he was going to
sleep for an hour as he walked in-to
Ethics not knowing the profes-sor
was right behind- him . . . Stan
Starr catching a lady "on the re-bound"
as he made a sharp left
turn in downtown Mpls. . . . the
basketball team giving themselves
a banquet. Does "school spirit"
die when finances are involved?
.211, .2sattid dia,124 . . . By Dave Carlson
THE CLARION Page 3
Austin Clinches
T 35 Answer Call to Track Conference Title
On Bethel Court oCuther Subdued Meets Scheduled
In Final Game., With 4-yr. Schools The top game of the season was
with Austin on Friday, February
28, when the Indians yielded to a
strong five by seven points.
Austin pounded down the floor
for the first basket, but Sandberg
replied at once with a bucket for
Bethel. This started the game roll-ing.
The first quarter Bethel re-ceived
many free throws. The first
quarter ended in a close score of
15 to 16 in favor of Austin.
The second quarter started off
with a bang; Sandberg shooting a
long and following it in making a
beautiful basket for Bethel. Both
teams scored heavily during this
quarter.
The Braves displayed their su-periority
by getting the rebounds,
making their foes shoot long shots.
Before the end of the 'quarter,
Sandberg ,made another spectacu-lar
shot arousing cheering from
the audience. The score at the
half was 34 to 35, with Austin
leading by one point.
The third quarter found Kenny
Greenman teaming down the floor
for a bucket. He dumped in three
consecutive baskets putting Bethel
far in the lead. Austin was -play-ing
a very hard game as they
could not get the rebounds. Grif-fin
shot most of Austin's long
shots.
In the last quarter tables turned
against the Indians and Austin
scored wildly. Dischinger came
down the side for a neat basket
for Bethel.
Greenman, having no fouls, was
top scorer for Bethel with 23
points. Sandberg followed with 13
points and Ev Johnson rolled in
7.
The calendar doesn't say that
spring is here but the weather out-side
does cause a young man to
lightly turn his fancy to thoughts
of cinder tracks and heelless spik-ed
shoes.
For almost two weeks now 35
"has-been," "are," and "will-be"
athletes have given up the happy,
carefree life of a college Joe and
have faithfully abided by the
strict prescribed rules of a track-man.
For those few "will-be," this
new life of restriction is hard to
take.
No more do you see these boys
sipping on cokes and doling out
cash for pie ala-modes in the cof-fee
shop. No more do you find one
of thise prospective metal collec-tors
burning mid-night oil in their
room, and no more do you find
those much loved Ma Olson pas-teries
on one of these cindermen's
diet. Track training, comes first
Basketball Team
Stages Banquet
The formal end to a very suc-cessful
basketball season was
made in an informal banquet, held
in the college coffee shop on Wed.
evening, Mar. 4, from 6:00 to 7:30
P. M.
The important event of the even-ing
was the picking of a captain
to lead the team for the coming
1947-48 basketball season. LeRoy
Sandberg was made captain-elect
for this coming year. The evening
was begun by a dinner prepared
by the college cooking staff and
served in a very appropriately dec-orated
coffee shop. Dr. Wingblade
ended the evening with a short
talk for the thirty gue-sts present.
Mrs. Kenneth Greenman and
Mrs. John Dischinger were in
charge of the decorations.
During the next quarter the
Freshman Orientation periods will
be devoted to a study of Vocation-al
and Life Planning and will be
taught by various members of the
Faculty.
Grimley of Austin had 19 points
and Griffin, the long shot special-ist,
had 15. Most of Austin's shots
were long ones and a large per-centage
were made good.
BOX SCORE
Sandberg 8 2 4 18
fg- ft f pts
Benson 0 0 1 0
Nelson 2 0 5 4
Sandin 1 3 1 5
Johnson 3 1 2 7
Bergeson 0 1 3 1
Dischinger 1 0 2 '2
Taylor 0 0 0 0
Greenman 10 3 0 23
By Herb Ellison
and every team member is dead
serious about it.
The first few weeks of training
for track are always the toughest.
One wonders whether it is all
worth the bother. Why should he
bear all those pains?
If you ever care to know how
many muscles are bound up in the
human body( go out for track for
a concentrated training program.
The second morning you wake up
start from the fourth and most ex-treme
muscle of the little toe of
your left foot and count wherever
it hurts. By mid-afternoon of the
second week, if you aren't hamper-ed
by cramps in your index finger
or vertebrae, you will have finish-ed
the census of your pains and
will have a very exact count of all
your body muscles.
Besides the rigorous and strict
training program there are still
other minor "do's" and "don'ts"
for the trackman. It is best if he
Coach Paul Edward's Cagers
wound up their 1947 season March
3, coming in third place in the
Southern Minnesota Junior College
Basketball Conference with eight
wins and five losses, by soundly
defeating D.M.L.C. by a score of
68-56 in a game at Bethel.
Bethel jumped into a quick lead
in the first few minutes of the
game—a lead which Luther was
never able to break. The score at
the half was 31-28, Bethel.
Ev Johnson, fast-driving left for-ward,
did a beautiful job of ball
handling, and although he was not
allowed to play the whole game,
he scored a total of 12 points.
Roy Nelson showed some good
shoting, garnering 8 points, 6 of
them field goals. Ken Greenman
showed his usual scoring form,
snagging 22 points for the Indians.
Bethel B-team defeated Luther B
by the very narrow margin of 1
point in a preliminary battle in
which Luther definitely outplayed
Bethel.
In the last two seconds, with the
score standing at 35-36, Luther;
Bethel's ball—Osterberg scored a
lucky field goal to win the game
for Bethel, 37-36.
fg ft f tp
Sandberg 4 3 3 11
R. Johnson 0 0 1 0
E. Johnson 4 4 5 12
Benson 4 1 2 9
Nelson 3 2 3 8
Greenman 11 0 3 22
Bergeson 0 1 1 1
Sandin 1 1. 4 3
Skoog 0 0 0 0
Dischinger 1 0 2 2
Taylor. 0 0 0 0
— — — —
Total 28 12 24 68
can arrange all his classes on the
first floor. Those strenuous climbs
to second and third floors sap
what little energy he has left after
work-outs. The rule for eating
meals is: take along a light eater
who will be willing to go for your
thirds and fifths. A must for aris-ing
in the morning is to get on
the good side of your room-mate
and have him lift you out of bed
real gentle-like.
No, the misery and pain that
goes with training for track far
exceeds the glory received. It is
a sport for only those who
thoroughly enjoy it and who get
real excitement out of using all
those new muscles that have been
whipped into shape and in bring-ing
back honors for the school.
I've beat the dead-line this week
so now have time for some re-freshments
in the coffee shop.
Would anyone care to join me in a
luscious glass of water?
The idea of having a track team
was recently revived by a few col-lege
students, who confered with
the coach and the school authori-ties
for approval. It was granted
and a meeting was called for Feb.
28 for all men that were inter-ested.
The meeting was well attended
and included the reading of the
training rules with such stringent
regulations as no eating between
meals and being in bed by eleven
o'clock. The training schedule was
read to the men. For the first
two weeks the program was to
include calesthenics and a mile
run every afternoon. The men who
wanted to participate pledged to
abide by the training program and
rules for at least three weeks.
Bob Daley is taking the position
of coaching the thirty men that are
participating. He is well qualified,
being a member of the champion
two mile relay team in the Iowa
State meet in 1944.
The meets are scheduled to be-gin
in the later part of April or
the beginning of May. Competi-tion
will be with such colleges as
Macalester and Hamline Universi-ty
in the Minnesota Four Year Col-lege
Conference.
The team is planning to have a
full schedule of activities includ-ing
shot put, discuss throwing;
high jump, broad jump, pole vault
and all of the running events.
Two members already have
shown great promise. Herb Elli-son
has run the half mile in two
minutes, which is considered fast.
LeRoy Sandberg has been running
the mile at a good pace. Schultz
predicts him as "the dark horse
of the team."
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Finally when Addison's great
career was finished, at the early
age of forty-seven, and he lay on
his death bed, he seemed again
like a little child.
He had come to the end of life's
busy day and he seemed to say to
his heavenly Father, "I am so
tired. May I recite my favorite por-tion
of Scripture?" And so that
faithful heart who had loved the
Word through the years, repeated
once more the psalm he loved
most to repeat at Mother's knee—
"The Lord is My Shepherd; I
shall not want."
The faculty wives are presenting
the BWA program and refresh-ments
this afternoon at 3:00. Mrs.
Swan Engwall will speak on her
recent trip to Mexico.
Christian Horizons, a list of sev-eral
hundred missionary opportuni-ties,
has recently been issued by
the Student Volunteer Movement.
Last Friday the Missionary
Band's Discussion Circle discussed
the qualifications of a medical
missionary, the main speakers be-ing
Dr. C. R. Wall and Mrs. Paul
Edwards.
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Page 4 THE CLARION
Meyers Discusses
Apartment Rules
The families living in the Hag-strom
Apartments had a meeting
in the Men's recreation room the
evening of March 7th. An esti-mated
forty were present to hear
President Wingblade speak on the
importance of neighborliness and
cooperation in the apartments. A
discussion proceeded with rules
read by Paul Meyers as to cleanli-ness
and noise.
Refreshments were served and
everyone had an opportunity to be-come
better acquainted with his
neighbors.
Have You Heard?
THAT the pre - Spring ' f 1 u
brought no respite to the Modern
World class since Mr. Norquist
crawled out in time to relieve
Dean Carlson when he crawled in,
and this spit of the students' as-surance
that "you need not come."
THAT Edward Stayton gives the
Communications Class a weekly
quotation from Proverbs on the
state of his G. I. check.
THAT inflation and alcohol are
ruled by Dean Carlson to be simi-lar
because in both cases one shot
calls for another.
THAT to Duane Johnson, the
man who grew weaker and weaker
until he crossed the Great Divide
was not involved in figurative
language but was a mere moun-tain-
climber.
THAT last week's history quiz
was based on Schevil because Mr.
Norquist announced he had no
more time to read Garrett than
had the students.
THAT the agonies of trig con-tinue
to be poured out upon the
Physics black-board, this week
bringing a warning that your sins
will surely find you out.
THAT when Prof. Lawson made
a telephone inquiry on the health
of his baby, the operator wanted
to know if the Boys' Dorm. was
calling.
THAT freshmen are expected to
know if it is correct to enter the
Dining Hall with the left foot or
with the right foot first.
THAT Ruth Shold dreamed she
9fricethailf
It is estimated that over half of
the Bethel students are employed
at some type of part time work.
We have made a survey of the
different jobs and have found the
following to be some of the most
unusual.
Jean Sinclair gives piano les-sons
during her off-school hours
to a few students and also outside
pupils.
Byron Skalman works for the
Wright Portrait & Commercial
Studio taking pictures of babies in
homes, commercial pictures (par-ades,
banquets), wedding pictures
at churches and receptions, and
doing dark room work.
Wallace Olson, besides working
as a night watchman at Wards
Warehouse, has sold a couple pints
of blood to Midway Hospital.
Lucille Palmer has .a job as sec-retary
at the New Farmer's Uni-on
grain terminal on Larpenteur.
Her duties include writing state-ments
to clients and calculating
dividends.
ROSY
(Continued from page 1)
upation zones. France is wary of
a strong Germany, economical, or
otherwise, in fear of being attack-ed
again. Britain and the United
States agree that a unified, eco-nomically
strong Germany is nec-essary
for a strong European and
British economy. Russia, as usual,
is stalling but is expected to agree
on a centralized Germany to pre-vent
Russia's complete loss of in-fluence
in the affairs of the rich
Ruhr district.
Marshall is also prepared for
less serious things at the confer-ence.
Before leaving Washington
he had charts made up of Mos-cow's
spring temperature and sub-sequently
decided to bring along
plenty of long underwear.
was a telephone operator and re-plied
to Prof. Norstrom's roll-call
with "Hello."
THAT Mr. Norquist described
an acrobatic French general who
threw away his arms and then ran
forward to lift Napoleon up and
to carry him along in triumph.
Lawrence Osborne and Gil Fors-line
are mortuary attendants, as-sisting
with embalming, making
calls and directing funerals. Mr.
Osborne is an apprentice and
plans to take a course at the U.
Ingrid Johnson tints pictures
and photographs at Anderson Stu-dios.
Gordon Krantz (Meatball) is an
assistant at post-mortem examina-tions
at Ancker Hospital. His du-ties
are sitting, waiting for the
phone to ring. Also employed
there are George Williams in the
ward for mentally deficient, Paul
Wage in the supply room as steri-lizating
operator and Cal Lundberg
in the receiving room.
Berge Hoogasian is a "BTO" at
the Town and Country Club, mak-ing
most of his salary after the
customers leave.
Morris Engstrom has a well-pay-ing
position at the boy's dorm col-lecting
the laundry. He reports a
loss, however, during the month of
January.
CARPET
(Continued from page 2)
Announced I
1948 Sp e ail ell
The school has already had a
preview of one of the speakers
for next year's Founders Week.
He was Dr. Walter Wilson, of
New York, who was introduced
by President Wingblade at a
Chapel service last week as "a
great soul winner and one of
the speakers for Founder's
Week next year." Dr. Wilson is
a physician by profession, is
the author of numbers of de-votional
books and is a popular
speaker all over the country.
Punctuated by humor, his Chap-el
message made a deep im-pression
on the student body.
Miss'y Band
Meets Tonight
Speakers from the Belgian Con-go
are scheduled for tonight's
meeting of the Missionary Band.
They are the Rev. and Mrs. Eldo
H. Epp, of the African Inland Mis-sion.
Special music is being pro-vided
by the Elim Trumpet Trio.
