lREC~RION
Friday. March 30 Bethel College. Arden Hills. Minn. 55112 Vol. XLVIII No. 18
Cornerstone
We ~crbe in tbe
J}elu lLife of tbe ~pirit
Romans 7:6
by Dan Peterson
An increasing number of Bethel students
seem to be c'Oming involved ,in
various forms of community action and
Christian Service. While hopefully concentrating
just ,as hard 'On academic involvement,
many students sense a real
need to give ·of themselves in whatever
a'rea they feel the Lord would have
them serve.
More and more students ,are becoming
directly involved in local .church ministries,
whether it be in a teaching capacity,
music ministry, or 'Other avenues
O'f the church outreach. It is difficult to
determine exactly how many students
are directly serving in a local church;
perhaps 200-300 or maybe more. Even so,
requests continue to come in, as churches
and other IO'cal 'Organizations are
looking to' Bethel for resources to 'assist
in their ministry.
Other students are looking toward
involvement for this coming summer.
Approximately 25 students have ,applied
and been interviewed for the Summer
Missionary Pr'Oject and many O'thers
considering some SO'rt of Christian related
service fO'r the coming year. Some
are not ,certain where finances may come
for next year's schooling, but ,are trusting
the Lord to open the dO'or, feeling
He would have them give a summer
for some sort of missionary service.
Another area of involvement in ;re-
Dan Peterson
cent days among Bethel students seems
to ,be in the whole area of evangelism.
Being a year of evangelism through Key
73, many students seem to have a real
The Man
concern to share their faith in a direct
way with other people.
Approximately 75 Bethel students
committed themselves to' a counselor
training program for the Billy Graham
film, Time To Run, which ran in Har
Mar Feb. 7-13. This · is ,only one way in
which students are demonstrating their
cO'ncern for ,those outside the stone walls
of Bethel's campus.
One other area of involvement in
which students are finding ,a real opportunity
for service is through music media.
Every weekend now, at least 4 or
5 gospel-musical groups have been out
singing, playing, and sharing their faith,
whether it be in a chur.ch setting, youth
group, a coffee house, or even a motley
adult group in a restaurant and cocktail
bar (see Dave Hoehl). Whatever the
style, size, O'r place, however, telling
other people of Jesus Christ seems to
be the important factor.
Even though association with such
involvement is really on the cutting edge
of one's Christianity, work with Christian
Service here at Bethel does not go
on without problems. With increased
student involvement comes increased administrative
demands as well ,as financial
support. There is also ,a real need
for the Christian Service Department
to transport equi'pment and groups. (Contdbutions
toward these needs will be
readily accepted!) Whatever the needs
may be, however, and whatever the opportunity,
let us "strive to work while
it is day, for the night is coming when
no man can work."
From the Desk of
9O::ent Association President
The CLARION has requested that I use this space this
week to explain my view 'Of the Student. Association elections
of the past two weeks. I gladly acc,ept, with the hopes
that thiS' narrative will clear up ,a lot of discussion around the
school that is based mainly on ignorance.
'nhe primary election was held 'On Mar,ch 13 and 14. AboUit
625 students voted. The presidential results were as fQllows :
Dan N elslon ____________________________________ 176
Ralph Gustafson ____________________________ 167
Ron Carlson ____________________________________ 104
John P,riestly __________________________________ 102
Tim Martens __________________________________ 50
This meant that Ralph and I went on to the General Election
held March 19 and 20.
The GeneI'lal Election was close in many races, but the
closeSit was the presidency. As the counting progressed, it
became apparent that a tie was possible. After the fourth
or fifth count, Nancy Meyer, one IQf the Election Board cochairmen,
left the counting area to talk with the two c~ndi-
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dates. The si:tuation was that the two candidates were within
two or less votes of each other.
The two possible courses of actilOn wer-e. (1) to declare a
winner that evening, or, (2) to have a run-off election. She
offered the decision to Ralph and me. After ,a seemingly endlesS'
period 'Of silence, Ralph ventured that his first readion
would be to probably have a run-1offeleotion. I agre·ed, just
as euphimistically. Then Nancy told us there wer'e 24 people
who had voted for a write-in, and in a run-off election, wr,iteins
would not be allowed.
At that point we made ,a joint decision to have a run-lOff
election. Nancy then explained to me that the General Election
would be declared fa tie without any more counting, and that
because of our decision to have a run-off, the General Election
results would never be recounted or released.
At this point, Ralph and I made ~rangements to speak
in Chapel the next morning and tQ do some further campaigning.
It appal'ently paid off, 'as' 736 people vQted in the run-off
electiQn.
The results were:
Dan Nelson __________________________________ 367
Ralph Gustafson ____________________________ 365
Very close, as you can see.
Several questions have been raised ,afbout the elections,
most 'Of which should have been answer'ed by Ithe above. I
feel that all the people involved in this series of elections
handled an unusual circumstance very well. I have gained
additional r'espect for Ralph and I realize the significance 'Of
his support on campus. I feel that 'Of the many candidates,
we were the most similar in belief. This year, I will do my
best to accomplish those goals Ithat we both hold.
Senior Recitals
Saralyn Olson will be presenting her senior organ recital
Friday evening, March 30 at 8 p.m. at Oalvary Baptist Church.
SaI'lalyn is studying with Mrs. Jean Christian.
Program select ions include "Toccata in F Major" by Bach,
"The Cuckoo and the Nightingale Concert,o" by Handel, and
"Piece Heroique" by Franck. There will also be lighter words
performed. An added feature will be an oral interpretation
by Carol Gunderson with original backgrQund music by the
org,anist.
* * .*
June Nethercott from Kerkhoven, Minn., will present her
senior voice recital on Monday evening, April 9 I(lt 8 in room
D312. Ms. Nethercott is a junior/ senior music major and is
studying with Mr. Oliver Mogck. Becky Waller is her accompanist.
Program selections include "Laudamus Te" by Mozart,
"David Mourns for AbsalQm" by Di,amond, "Four Mountain
Carols" by Abbey and a duet with SQprano, Oathy Rogness.
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Applications for R.A. 's
Due Next Friday
now of the necessity to earn a f.riendship.
"You've got to get to know people
so they will talk to you. I r'eally feel
that I love these kids. And it's not superficial.
What's more, the kids love
us, land that's rewarding. It makes up
f.or all the tension."
Here are some illuminating one-liners
we collected:
by J. Caress
April 6 will mark the final deadline
for applications of those students interested
in Resident Assistantships next
year.
"!Being an RA. can :be exciting and
meaningful or it can lbe a chore, depending
on the individual's attitude,"
one Senior RA. commenlted, "The indiViidual
decides himself how much he is
willing to get involved; he can really
become aware of people's needs >and
try to help them or he can fake it."
Another RA. put it this way: "To do
an ,effective job, you've got to know the
kids, and you've got to be sensitive, because
they don't always come right out
and say what's on their minds."
The RA.'s job has changed as students
have moved into the new townhouses.
More than in the past, the RA. must
jeslls People
by Howie- Parker
bean emorcer of rules. Miss Marilyn
Starr, Dean of Women and Director of
Housing explains that "It's important for
people to learn to adjust to rules. There
will always he rules throughout the
lives of these students. W,e're just helping
them to learn how to live · in the
world."
With this facet of the job in mind,
the RA. must learn to keep a balance,
to support the rules and Bethel's lifestyle
without condemning anyone.
"I've learned the importance of just.
listening," remarked one RA., "You
learn to see things in people, to sense
a need or something not quite right."
"You learn a lot about people in
general," was another comment, "When
you spend a 'whole year with 20 people,
it's a real growing experience."
One Junior told about what she knew
"Being an RA. makes you involved
in Bethel, not just here for the ride."
"The enthusiasm 'of the freshmen renews
your own enthusiasm."
"You've got to be patient; you don'!t
always see the results of what you're
doing."
"An RA. can't be ,a chameleon or a
wet noodle; he's got to be together.
You can't agree with everybody."
"It's a 24-hour ,commitment. You must
-be IClvailable all the :time."
"It's got to come first."
It must he evident that an RA. position
requires a unique kdnd of person,
a person who's able to be a spiritual
leader while learning to ,be human. It
means giving of yourself.
If this interests you, pleas·e see Miss
Starr in her office, B224, for details,
or stop by the Student Affairs Office.
WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY?"
"Double."
"Pass."
"Pass."
"CAN YOU SEE THE MARVELOUS THINGS THAT JESUS
CAN DO FOR YOU?"
"This makes so easily."
(Editor's note: This is reprinted from the Mac Weekly of
Macalester College as something for Bethel Christians to
think about.)
. "JESUS IS READY TO COME INTO YOUR SOUL IF YOU
ARE READY TO ACCEPT liM. COULD YOU FIND IT!' IN
YOUR HEARTS TO LET J,ESUS COME IN?"
"Oh, I'm s'orry. You seem to be off one, doubled, and vulI
suppose that iby now most 'Of you have noticed the nera·ble."
appearance of Jesus people on campus. The tendency so far
has been to look upon these speakers of the Word with mild
to intense amusement. Due to this tendency, I have come t'o
the conclusion that the campus at large has very little
sensitivity to the problems :faced by these brave souls. Just
for a second, ,put yourself in their place and imagine yourself
walking into the Dayton Tube Room to be confronted by >a
scene like ihis:
"One club."
"Pass."
"One heart."
"Pass."
"Two clubs."
"HAVE YOU RECEIVED JESUS CHRIST INTO YOUR
SOUL?" (For those of you whose long suit is not perception,
this is the Jesus person speaking.")
"Pass."
"Two hearts."
"LIVING LN JESUS IS THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE A
MAN CAN HAVE."
"Pass."
"Three clubs."
"BEFORE I FOUND JESUS I HAD NO PURPOSE TO MY
LIFE, NOW I HAVE A DIRECTION. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND
"WELL, BROTHERS, PEAOE AND GHRIST BE WITH
YOU."
"Nice tal~ing to you."
Archaic Laws In New York
New York, New York (CPS)-New York City maintains
several archaic laws on its books, which can be enforced by
any law officer, no matter how silly they may seem.
It is illegal to walk into a city park with a newspaper,
for example, if the' purpose is to sit on the paper. And when
you place newspapers in trash cans, they must be securely
tied, or you are committing a misdeme-anor.
Milk bottles must be used for only one purpose', that for
which they were intended. A person who greets someone' by
placing the thumb to the tip of the nose' and wiggling his or
her fingers can be arrested for disorderly conduct. It is illegal
for a bald-headed man to visit a be-auty shop with the
intent of having his hair regrown.
Part of the sanitary code' states that every manager hiring
10 or more' persons has a duty to provide- proper receptacles
for e-xpectorations (spitting).
And the New York City law makes it illegal to stand
more than 10 minutes in anyone place in the city.
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rite !eeaders Write
Nature has given men one tongue but two ears, that we may hear from
others twice as much as we speak.
LRC Crew Needs Help
TO' the EditQr:
Epictetus
LQQking fQr Walden TWQ? It's nQt Qn the shelf and it's
nQtchecked Qut, yQU say? Hummm. We hear this several
times a day in the L.R.C., and it's a real hassle. Very likely,
the needed bQQk - and periQdical - and reference bQQk -
is lying Qn a table Qr carrel upstairs, left there hy anQther
student tQQ busy to' return it to' its place ,Qr drO'P it Qff at the
circulatiQn desk. If y,Qu're lucky, yO'U might find it after a
lQng strQll, peering ,at every bQQk pile in sight. MQst likely,
it will elude yQU when yQU need it m.ost.
The vQlume O'f materials left lying arQund is getting staggering
(in case y,Qu've watched us at the end Qf the day as
we stager dQwn the steps with armload after armlO'ad), and
tQQ many materials are left unaccQunted fQr because we dQn't
have time.
SO' the Learning ResQurce Center asks yO'ur help. Please put
materials back when yQU are thrO'ugh wirth them Qr bring them
to' the circulation desk sO' we ,can put them back withQut
delay.
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TO' the Edd.tQr:
I was deeply saddened to' read the letter in the March
16 issue frQm Oheryl MybrO', in which she staJted that Qneeighth
O'f the ClariQn was WO'rth ,reading and that her intelligence
,was insulted.
As a fQrmer Bethel student, I'd like to' suggest to' Cheryl
that either she dO' sO'mething to' make :the Clarion more acceptable
to' her, Qr ,quit cQmplaiIlling. The ClariQn dO'esn't necessarily
have to' be a philQsophic mind-stimulator in Qrder to'
deserve being read by intellectuals. I think mQst cQncerned
students like to' keep up on thecQllege activities, and I think
that the Clarion's primary QibligatiQn lis to' be a sQunding board
fQr the grO'ups and individuals whO' wish to' air their achievements,
thO'ughJts, Qr whatever.
TherefO're, I plead with Cheryl and all Qthers whO' share
her O'piniO'n, nO't to' give up and let the ClariQn gO" to' waste"
but rather enrich it with whatever it may need to' beoO'me
wO'rthy QfcQllege-level minds. It is yQur p'aper and YO'U
are paI'itly resPQnsible fQr it.
Beth Jacobson
TO' the EditO'r:
It appears to' the simple mind O'f this reader that the
O'ther mQre superiQr minds that read the schoQl's weekly publicatiQn
dO' nQt rate it with the .other outstanding jQurnalistic
wO'rksO'f Qur day. It seems that Ithe ClarJQn is nQt as asthetically
be:autiful as "PlayjbQY" nor as errQr free as "MS." It seems
to' lack the writing quality fQund in "Man and WQman" and
is VO'id Qf the research and style that depicts "Aut.o Mechanics."
It appears that the disssatisfied readers .of Ithe ClariO'n
desire sQmething 'along the lines O'f "Our Daily Bread" Qr
"The Black P,anther" which is nQted fQr its middle Qf the
rQad QpiniQns.
I WQuld like to' thank the editor O'f the GllariQn fO'r the
publicatiO'n which infiltrates my P.O. BO'X .once in a while
because I enjO'y reading what .other peO'ple believe is impO'rtant
enO'ugh to' take time to' write SO' that I may read it. I WO'uld
say that I dO'n't agree with all that is in the publioatiO'n but
I dO' enjoy reading it, mistakes' and all.
TO' all Ithe intellig,ent minds Qut there whO' dQn't think
the ClariQn is wO'rth the paper it is printed Qn I WO'uld like
to' ,ask yQU why yO'U dO'n't write s.omething which yQU think
WQuld make the paper wQrth while SiQ it WO'uld be WO'rth SQmething.
DO' sO'mething abO'ut it instead of wri:ting nasty letters
to' the editQr which are ,as much junk as that which you
cO'mplain abQut.
Fred 0 gima,chi
ClariQn Staff Member 11111111111IIIIII
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To the Editor:
At the risk of being dubbed a typical nit-picking woman,
a "libber," female chauvinist, etc. (all those nice, but t,rite,
handy little defensive-reactionary terms), I wish to comment
on something that has been subtly irritating me ever since I
read the write-up in the March 16 Clarion (and a similar
advertisement in the campus calendar of that week) 'On the
tennis team's upcoming match with Ma'calester. To quote:
Bethel's def'ending Tri-State Conference champion tennis 'telam
takes on Macalester tomorrow lat 10 a.m. Mac's number one
"man" is a girl, Molly Hannas. Bethel hopeS' this unusual situation
will not affect their play." (. . . and we all know what
that means, guys!)
It is amazing to me that the writer of that ,article should
consider the fact that a woman could be the t'OP-ranked player
on ,a ,college tennis team Ito be of such earth-shaking significance;
so much so that he fears for the ability of his own
team's members. I very much d'Oulbt whether Molly Hannas'
sex makes much difference to her 'Out 'On the courts, as she
is there to play tennis, not to advertise her gender. lit makes
about as much sense to saY,conversely, "Bethel's number one
"woman" is a boy, and we h'Ope that this situation will not
affect Molly's play." Why sh'Ould it? They're both playing
tennis, and in terms 'Of win-l'Oss, who cares labout anatomy? I,
at least, fail t'O grasp the significance 'Of such an irrelevant
point.
Leslyn Eric.ks'On
P.S. For any who may be interested in the result of that
particular competition, it waS' Hannas over Gustafson.
"1,'5 A GIRL..!"
WELFARE DEBATE THURSDAY
Are welfare recipients getting enough to live on?
This question will be debated next Thursday in Dick
Ericson's Social Welfare elias'S by a panel c'Onsisting 'Of
students ,and a series 'Of authorities.
On the "more money" side will be tW'O female authorities,
the president and vice president of AFDG.
On the "less money" side will be a lawyer that has
aided these women and an Intake Supervisor from Ramsey
C'Ounty Welfare Office.
The debate will commence at 3:30 in room B227.
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Fisher readies Golfers
F or Last Three Holes Bob Elliot and John Erickson show why th8'ir wild swinging
forced golfers out of the hall.
by Dave Shaw
The Bethel Royals golf team, coached
by fkst year coach Ray Fisher, have
their sights set on improving last year's
third place Tri-State Conference finish.
The 11 man squad - Bob Elliot, Rick
Cole, Ted Johnson, Craig Brenneise, Pete
' ~Bird" Anderson', John Erickson, Ken
Olson, John Merritt, John Van Gorkom,'
Phil Carlson, and Dan W'old - will be
counting heavily on freshmen ,and sophomores
for strength. Elliott is the only
, ~rsW
"Where 's Yoilr Dfalting Department? This Place Is A Mess:
senior and his experience, plus the talent
of the upperclassmen and the enthusiasm
of Coach Fisher is expe,cted
to make up for the loss 'Of graduated seniors
Dale Finch and Mark Pound.
Cole is optimistic in that he expects
three or four golfers Ito average under
80 this season and justifies this by the
hour and a half daily workouts that began
in Janua,ry, the earliest start for
the golfers ever. Coach Fisher's philoso-
Thine/ads ready
for outdoor season
The Bethel thin-clads finished the indoor
season. March 23 with a third
place finish behind Westmar and N'Orthwestern
College at Mankato College.
Harley Turner was again Bethel's iW'Ortk
horse as he ran in the mile relay,
placed 3rd iIi both the long (20' 4 1/4")
and triple (28' 10 1/2") jumps, and won
an exciting 440 yd. dash (51.8). Along
with Turner, Gary Hipp took two .seconds
in the 60 high hurdles (81.1) 'and
the 176 yd. Intermediate hurdles (22.5)
and Mark AndeI"s'on finished f'Ourth in
a t'Ough mile (4:37.3) and came on
strong in the 880 yd. run to place
se'cond (2:05.3).
The next is April 7 vs Southwe,st at
Marshall, Minn. and 'Opens the 1973
outdoor seas'On.
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phy that the last three holes are the
most important and not to lose them
by being out of shape should payoff ,as
the golfers , have been practicing hard
inside and late at night until warmer
weather arrives.
The Royals will also have an advantage
in that most of their meets this
year a,re at the nearby Como Park golf
course-including the Tri-St'ate Conference
match. The golfers have their first
test on April 21st ag,ainst the University
of Wisconsin at River Falls.
Steve Scroggins
Honorable Mention
All American
Bethel's Steve ScroggiIllS I3chieved
two more noteworthy accomplishments
last week as he was twice recognized
by the National Association 'Of Intercollegiate
Athletics for his past season's
play.
SCI"oggins joined nine other ballplayers
from the state of MiIinesota on the
NAIA All-District 13 team. Others selected
to this team were: Herschel Lewis,
Gus Johnson, and Roscoe Young - Winona
St,ate; Bob Rosier and Dennis Fitzpatrick
- St. Thomas; Sheldon Anderson
- Augsburg; Dennis Wentworth -
Gustavus Adolphus; Sharon Storr - St.
John's; and Greg Beaumont - Bemidji
State.
Scroggins later received, along wit.h
all but one of :the players just menti'Oned,
Honorable Mention as an NAIIA AllAmerican.
His 23.75 ppg ave1'lage placed
him 42nd in national scoring and was
one of the best scoring outputs in District
13 competition. ... .
BASEBALL OPENER
Bethel's baseball season will open on
Friday, April 6th with a doubleheader
against Maca lester. The game's will be
played on Bethel's new field at 1 :00.
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The Six Bunny Wunnies Go To Hollywood
An Allegory of Enlighten,me'nt for America
in Five easy lessons
by J.A. Harrington
List if Characters
Funny - the bunny wunnie whom everybody loves,
even if they don't understand him (there's
'One in every crowd!)
Honey - the sex symb'Ol (there's ,at least one in every
crowd!)
Sunny - the bunny wunnie plagued by uncontrolable
optimism
Money - the craS's materialist (you'll read him like an
'Open book)
Punny - the pseudo-Bob Hope type who can nev'er quite
turn a phrase (there's one who tries in every
crowd!)
Runny - the bunny wunnie whose mind at last catches
up with hhim in chapter five, thus giving
Funny the best line of the story.
Chapter 1
The day dawned bright and sunny. It was a perfect day
for the six bunny wunnies and their new adventure. T'Oday
they we·re to g'O to Hollywood! Funny, Honey, Sunny, M'Oney,
Punny, and Runny all hopped along happily. Every once in a
while Honey would getSituck in the air as they drew closer
to Los Angeles.
"Don't worry, Honey, I'll pull you 'Out," choked Sunny
optimistically, hopping backward toward her sister.
"What are you, stuck up?" commented Punny.
"We better hurry, 'Or we'll nev'er get to Holywood in time
for the Anatomy Awa.rds," cried Runny impatiently.
"And Honey rwon'lt' get a ·chance to c'Ompete for the best
Ana:tomyand win :the $20,000 prize money so we can
travel on our next adventure," moaned Money painfully.
"Wait a minute, I have an idea," cried Funny. Why don't
we stay home this time and not go on an adventure?"
"STAY HOME?" cried all the bunny wunnies together . .
"Are you trying to be funny?"
"We ha·ve to go on adventures," said Sunny.
"But why?" queried Funny.
The bunny wunnies all stared at their paws in consternation.
"Because if we quit our publishers would g'O broke,"
Money said.
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"Oh! Well, that expl1ains it," Funny sighed with relief,
th'Ough he still intended to give the matter more thought,
and the six bunny wunnies wenlt. happily 'On their way again;
though Honey continued to go HOP-SQUEAK more 'Often as
they neared LoS' Angeles.
Chapter 2
As night fell on them, the bunny wunnies felt crushed.
They had hoped to hop all the way thr'Ough Los Angeles and
spend the night in Beverly Hills, but Honey (HOP-SQUEAK)
had slowed their prQgress all day. Now they were stuck in
San Fl"andsco wi:th no place to rest their weary bunny wunnie
heads.
"Well, I've heard of a nice little park they have here with
a pr'etty golden g.ate," offered Sunny, 'Opening his brown
bunny wunnie eyes wide.
"Oh! A re·al golden gate!" oozed Honey.
"Yeah, I :bet it really SWINGS," remarked Punny.
"Wait a minute," said Runny, touching the tips of his
bunny wunnie paws together lightly, and twitching his
whiskers in thought. "Isn't that the park where all the
long ears 'hang out,' 510 to tweak?"
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"Seems to me I read something about it in the Bunniancial solved where they were to stay that night.
Journal," added Money.
"What's the difference?" remarked Funny, his front legs
held out expressively. "Long ears are bunny wunnies, too."
"Oh! Yes, we'll continue that discussion tomorrow," said
Money briskly.
"Very funny," said the bunny wunnies all together.
Funny threw his paws up in the air in disgust. Honey be'gan
to cry.
"Well, what IS Ithe difference?" Funny asked, raising
his bunny wunnie eyebrows and sti~king up his pink nose.
"I'm tired and I need my rest. Besides, I was counting
on seeing some cute l'ong e'ars in Golden Gate Park."
"Humph!" sniffed Runny. "As everyone knows, long ears
quit on their publishers long ago. ThaYs all!"
The bunny wunnies well'e unusually silent.
After riding ,around on the Hyde Str eet cable cars for
several hours, the bunny wunnies grew tired of arguing and
decided to catch a dinner on Fisherman's Wharf. Honey just
wasn't quick enough, and the bunny wunnies missed it, g,etting
lost in Ithe thickening flOg.
"If we don't go, I'll drop out of the contest," she threatened.
The thought of losing $20,000 softened the heart of even
the bar-nosed Money, and the bunny wunnies were off to
Golden Gate Park.
"Honey, you blew it again," sighed Runny.
Upon their arrh~al, the bunny wunnies immediately found
some warm ,bushes, and selttled down for the night. They
were only confronted by two or three long ears the whole
evening, all of which came to wish them "peace and llOve and
all that jazz, don't you know brothers and sisters."
"Well, at least she :blows cool air ," Punny commented,
raising one eyebrow and looking at Runny significantly.
"I was ,cold," Honey whined, "and besides, I don't like
fish. None of us do!" "BAH! HUMBUG!" cried out Money.
"WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE'?" cried ,all
the bunny wunni'e.5 toget her.
"Very funny," quipped Funny, wrinkling his bunny wunnie
nose.
"MONEY, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?" shouted Funny,
raising ,his voice for the first time in his life, as far 'as the
bunny wunnies could remember.
After that, all was quiet.
He pointed out that the bunny wunnies still hadn't re- Continued next week
I d ied a week ago tod ay
Tomorrow you cried ... .
because you loved me so ,
You never let me know.
-Tann is Ha rt
Thoughts before dialing your number
by Wayne Pauluk
I sent you yellow flowers, for no reason
e xcept to impress you.
I was really afraid ,
when I first met you,
because you were lovely
a s a white birch
in a field of goldenrod.
I'm g lad you understood me.
Ye llow fl owers said more that eve ning
th an I wo uld rea lize.
They showed you that you wanted to see,
not th at I'd spend money on you,
b ut that I cared for you.
W hen I took you to Homecoming
I gave you a corsage
white lace and yellow fl owers.
W e sa t in t he back of the gym,
listening to t he mu si c .
Then we walked t hro ug h t he wood s.
The moon shined o n us,
reflecti ng the c urls of yo ur hai r,
covering yo ur he ad with yellow flowers.
The next eve ning, eve rything we nt wrong.
I do n't know why I e nd ed that nig ht
sta ring at a wall of g ree n leaves, whi te and
yell,ow flowers.
I had to bring us tog~the r,
to e nd my nig htmares of yellow f lowers
a nd you.
I se nt you yellow f lowers, for no reaso n.
UNCONVENTIONAL ANALYSIS
by J~annine Bohlmeyer
CONed-into listen ing to dull sess'ions
VENT-for hot air only, none fresh
I-ta ke not es , which I can't read
ON a nd ON-voices, rambl ing, miscellaneous
TION a ttendance on a sunny spring Saturday.
A Wounded Bird
A wounded bird fe ll at my feet
It flu tte red about ,in an anxious way
Seeking a pat h lea d ing to its domain.
One wing was not enough.
I wo uld have picked it up to soothe its pain
But in its protest pai n was added on.
"Why d o n't you stop
Let me do as I des ire."
To the 'bi rd words were i ust sou nds.
The bird's pa in became mine
For wh a t c o uldn 't b e soothed was shared.
H ea rts a re li ke b irds.
Dr. Phil Carlson
STAR-FADED
Romeo, a rrived at the tomb in tim e,
Took wa ke ning J ulie t home to shi ning bliss.
Yea rs p assed ; love 's t o rches fl icke red.
Romeo, o ld Mo ntag ue now, shouted to fa t
J uliet
To bring his slippers.
Jean nine Bohmeye r
Not sure about wh at to say
So eventually I' ll say not,hing
Why my tongue is t ied
On ly I know
If you're sure you want to know
I c a n take t ime to tell you
The knot is big though
It takes time
My mind is a maze of thoughts
For and against what you are
Well let's get started
My foot fits
Now you know more than before
If that is anyth ing to brag of
I'm the loser tonight
You have won
Goodby till we meet
I hope my mind allows it soon
Perry Hubbard
Words can become so cold and empty
Like hollow t unne ls
or echoing vibrations
Words can become trite and con ventional
used over and over
Losing each time th e ir symbolic message
uttered without se ntiment
So often o ur la nguage is t a ken for
gra nt ed , how seld o m do we re a lize
th e prominence of o ur words
If ch osen hurridl y a nd wit hout
,entiment o r considera t ion, t hey
become razor sha rp , p ierci ng
to the ears, t orturesome to one' s soul.
W o rds need a hea rt b acked with love.
-Ta nnis Hart
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WHY SHOULD THE DEVIL
HAVE ALL THE GOOD MUSIC?
• MGM
RECORDS
HE DOESN'T
"Only Visiting This Planet"
A new album by Larry Norman
onVERVE RECORDS No. \15-5092
@ 1973 MGM Records, Inc.
